Vested Up

To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).

That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.

by Red_5 October 17, 2009

Vexted

Vexted is a adjective to describe when someone is pissed off/ annoyed. It is British slang

‘Omg your so vexted’

by Ebony-rose October 21, 2018

Verted

A feeling so esoteric it can not be explained nor replicated. It is simply unique, a mixed state of euphoria and reasoning.

After years of hard work and dedication, I finally achieved my goal. I am nothing but verted....

by 3_ September 2, 2021

Yellow-vested fuck

Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining

The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic

by Prince Edward the turd January 8, 2020

ventee

the person you tell all of your problems and horrible situations to. whether it be problems/horrible situations caused by a certain boy or various other things causing problems and horrible situations. although you may not be able to do anything about it or be able to help, you are still there to tell them that everything will be ohkay and that you are always there for them.

this is NOT the largest size at starbucks.

"it's not complaining. it's venting. and venting is healthy. i'm glad to be your ventee."

by THEventee. September 21, 2009

Ventee

Another word for "large." Made popular by the lord and master Foamy.

Small < medium < ventee.

by Lanza October 29, 2007

ventexting

When you are uber pissed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you're so pissed.

Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.

by BenedictineU May 3, 2010