by VelvetVeronica May 10, 2021
Get the VelvetVeronica mug.A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.
by stogie66 October 23, 2009
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Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream
by SlangForThePeople August 20, 2020
Get the Velveteen Dream mug.The best pet you could ever have, always loving, friendly and listens to you when you need him/her. Usually a bunny, or cat, dogs almost always hate Velveteen's (otherwise known as Vel's), and will try to eat and kill them. Having a Vel is often hard while also having a dog, for that dog will try to eat it, but if you manage to protect your Vel you will have the perfect relationship, and a very, very loving, wonderful pet.
"I will protect my Velveteen from my dog named Chaster, at all costs so that I can have an intimate relationship with him forever."
by Jhin, The Virtuoso March 21, 2018
Get the Velveteen mug.The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.
"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day
by Drexal019 March 2, 2011
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Get the Velveteen Poncho mug.When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.
I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.
by Aidan Frankenstein November 2, 2012
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