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Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
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uppernut

when a fistlike force is driven into someones ballsack at an acute upward angle
i just delivered a debilitating uppernut to my second adopted child because he didn't drink all the fullies from last nights party, like he said he would
by cock daniels October 2, 2011
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Mexican Uppercut

A.K.A. Mexican DP, Mexican Dragon Punch

Slang in OG FGC (fighting game community) that gained popularity during the Street Fighter 2 scene when a player that does not know how or want to do proper Dragon Punch (aka. DP, Shoryuken) special move and just does a basic crouching uppercut move instead.

In Street Fighter for shoto characters like Ryu, Ken, Akuma/Gouki, the move is done with Down+HP (aka. Down+Fierce, 2H, 2HP, 2Fierce) and you see the character crouching and doing an uppercut.

Very well known phrase that is still spoken about in the FGC. Still talked about by pros and veterans, such as Alex "CaliPower" Valle of Southern California.
Why DP when you can just do a Mexican Uppercut.
by shgl_ftw November 30, 2019
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Uppercut

a punch where a fighter comes up under the jaw to hit his opponent.
Dang, you see Mike, he uppercutted this guy and broke his jaw.
by Mallenc5 December 11, 2008
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Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.
a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut
by jango fett October 18, 2009
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Übercunt

Based on the Übermensch or its rough translation to superman from the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche, the Ubercunt is a super cunt. The Ubercunt is a woman who has become so incredibly bitchy, mean spirited and evil that she's evolved beyond a mere cunt.
Your friend Laura is such an Übercunt no man will ever put up with her.
by BigDaddy1968 September 18, 2013
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upper cunt

Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.
Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!
by HP and the Chamber of Semen January 5, 2011
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