upgrade regifting

the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.

Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."

Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"

Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.

Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

Upgrade Slut

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.

Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!

by QueenOfNinjas August 30, 2016

upgrade to pro

Pay up

upgrade to pro user for only 19.99

by IDKwhatsEnglish April 1, 2022

Upgrade Call

A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to violently throw their handset and causing it irreversible damage making it necessary to replace the device with the latest available model.

I was feeling kinda lonely and decided to give my EX a call and guess who answers? My best friend. I should have known it would turn out to be an Upgrade Call. Oh well, at least my new phone plays mp3s...

by Sulm December 14, 2008

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020

upgrade whore

When a person wants the latest and greatest release of software or hardware. Term used by professional/computer geeks in the Information Technology field. Being an upgrade whore has consequences, for example, glitches, bugs, usability, etc.

Tim upgraded to iOS 7, but now he is having trouble with his Wireless and bluetooth connectivity. That's what he gets for being an upgrade whore. He should have waited for iOS 7.1.

by Disgruntled IT guy October 26, 2013

Upgrade Catfish

When some one tries to use and/or catfish you and you turn out prettier and better than they thought you were and they end up looking stupid in the end

He was trying to use me but I upgrade catfished his ass.

by Aunt Selma April 27, 2019