uncomebackable 

when it is impossible to think of an equal or greater come back

How can I think of a come back to that? Oh wait I can't...that shit's uncomebackable!

uncomebackable by Jenna K August 3, 2007

unhomeschoolable 

When the children that you need to home school will not cooperate and continue to throw tantrums instead of doing school assignments.

Her children scream and cry when it's time to home school, they are unhomeschoolable.

unhomeschoolable by schaka May 8, 2020

uncomfortafull

being so full that its uncomfortable.

I ate so much for dinner that I'm uncomfortafull.

uncomfortafull by Tim T September 11, 2005

uncomfortable silence 

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.

from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

uncomfortable silence by MNCkos August 26, 2012

Uniom 

The state one attains after inserting ones penis into ones own anus

The Address to Congress on the State of the Uniom

Uniom by tielt January 29, 2018

Unmortal

Never been alive but cannot die.

1.Satan
2.God

A:"Are you unmortal?"
B:"If I was unmortal i wouldn't be speaking now would i?"

Unmortal by Fuckyoudude (Crack) February 18, 2011

Uncomf 

Highest level of not being comfortable. Less comfortable than uncomfy and uncomfortable.
It goes uncomfortable, then uncomfy, then uncomf.

He accidentally spit in my mouth, I’m so uncomf .

Uncomf by Boomlightsout December 5, 2019