Uncle Rubin

Gay people who sell out the LGBTQ community.

He’s a self-hating Uncle Rubin!

by Handleisusedby January 22, 2019

Unice

unice is a caring person. she is outgoing beyond compare and can always make your day in a heart beat. and she is very strong she mighty have a hard life deep down but she’ll never show it unless your rlly close to her . unice may not be perfect looking but she is a fun, loving, and caring best friend to have. any chance you can to be friends with unice take it. she isn’t as popular as most but she is a great friend. she’ll stick with you through hard times and won’t ever let you down. overall, unice is a fun, caring, loving, crazy friend to have. and also if u date her u won’t regret it bc she’ll love you with all her heart

girl: “omg unice is my best friend”

girl 2: “no she’s my best friend”

by maya_•_emo April 26, 2019

Unclench

Calm down, relax, take the pole out of your ass

“Unclench Karen, our food will be here soon, you don’t need to ask for the manager.”

by Moknows11 June 27, 2018

Uncle Jeff

The act of using the internet, especially Facebook to stalk and learn everything about a person.

That girl is really cute I'm going to Uncle Jeff her tonight.

by Nexvita August 6, 2011

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

uncle hank

Uncle Hank (played by Stanley Herman) is a character in the movie 'Requiem for a Dream' who likes to partake in group activities such as watching drug-addicted women perform ass-to-ass.

Can be used IRL as an innocent sounding alibi:

You: I’m just going to help take Uncle Hank to the grocery store.
Girlfriend: I didn’t know you had an uncle...
*Proceed to ass-to-ass type activities*

Uncle Hank: ASS-TO-ASS!

by Big Tim/Little John September 22, 2010

Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022