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Unhappy Jacuzzi

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.
by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010
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unhappy squeeze

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze
by djungy July 13, 2014
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unhap

by sxoxos December 7, 2018
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Unhappy birthday

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).
Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!
by joecycs November 13, 2021
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Unhappenable

Synonym for impossible said incorrectly on purpose.
Kobe scored 81 points in a game!? That’s unhappenable!
by Cynical_F May 8, 2022
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unhappycliche

A very happy person that is a chad gets all of the beaches loves kissing his homies and is very tall like the Manhattan ahh
Man I wish I could be a unhappycliche
by UNHAPPYcliche July 14, 2022
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Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway
I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani
by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022
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