Ulises

(Proper Noun) Ulises is the quintessential, personification of the error of mankind. While mostly docile, Ulises tends to build cases on his peers with which he’s able to blackmail at his victims least suspecting moments; these moments typically occur after a break up, loss of a job, the death of a pet, and/or during a murder.
When encountering a Ulises, one wants to make sure they are actively up on current pop culture events, specifically in relation to Britney Spears in an effort to distract and dissuade any nefarious actions.
Carry a back up boysenberry jam and be prepared to toss it.

Ulises, I remember that time you shart all over my bathtub for Christmas.

by YumYummkittyfuck March 8, 2020

ulisses

A loyal person with respect against others will never the same mistakes from others has a kind heart and a open mind towards others.

Ulisses is a really trust worthy person and a good friend to have.

by Principles of dictionary's March 16, 2017

Ulises

Ulises is such a nice caring person. Definitely spiritual and a very earth person. Yet he so nice to others around him some may want to take control so Ulises will make sure you have it coming. You never want to be on his bad side because let’s all face it that’s scary. Many people mistake his looks for bad but deep deep down he’s a very sweet, romantic, generous. When he likes someone he will do anything for his partner.

I wish my boyfriend was a Ulises, so handsome and loyal

by 2Bree22 February 24, 2021

Ulisses

A sexy kid who most people call Grant and very smart everyone would smash. Very handsome has a friend named jakub and Abner and Has a HUUGE DICK that could smash you

Ulisses will go to The xorner to ejaculate

by Zodiac Grant December 3, 2018

Ulises

It is derived from the greek name Ulysses, the protagonist in Homer's Oddessy, when he was wounded in the thigh. Now days this name refers to any man having intense personality disorders especially when it comes to addictions. If you ever come across a Ulises be sure to hide your stash.

"One day i will grow up to be big and strong like Ulises"

by greatsexwithcowboys September 29, 2009

Ulises

Ulises is a very misjudged person he’s a genuine sweet guy you can count on at all times,he’s super weird and try’s to make you laughs with all his weirdness. A ulises is not a fantastic lover but he does try to make the he loves feel special and comfortable near him and he will also cheer her up when he is sad

Damn I love my boyfriend Ulises he’s such a weirdo 😂💍🥰👏🙌

by Allysalinas506 February 22, 2020

Ulissy

NEAT nickname for Alyssa... used in campaignes, and the inspiration for Ulissy Town. A thing short for ulissy would be tata.

for campaignes, since alyssa doesnt rhyme with anything you say "vote for ulissy, or she'll be pissy!" another example is "Ulissy do you wanna hang out today?"

by Lexie December 26, 2003