udder 

The huge mammary glands of a cow. On four legged cows udders have four teats. On two legged cows udders have two teats (or in the case of the two-legged variety the teats are more often called nipples).

The farmer felt kind of embarrassed the first time he touched the cow's udder to get milk, but as soon as he got used to it, he would go so far as to pull his baby daughter off the udder to get some of his own.

udder by La Leche July 11, 2006

mommy udders 

A phrase used to describe a pregnant womans breasts. They are typically very large tits that just hang off her chest and jiggle as she walks cause they are just full of milk.

"Damn look at mommy udders!! I wanna suck milk right out of them!!"

"I would fuck the milk right out of her mommy udders!!"

mommy udders by Benjamin the Conqueror June 2, 2008

uddering 

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.

His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.

uddering by SJBrowneII December 25, 2014

Udders 

A large set of breasts found on a female. They can also be found on men who eat to much.

Look at that hot chick she's got a prize set of udders.

Udders by Mark Francis Tasker May 30, 2006

Uddering 

Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.

Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...

Uddering by craiguss March 29, 2015

bum udder 

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

bum udder by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015

fuck udders 

a huge pair of boobs full of milk

look at her huge "fuck udders"

fuck udders by jonrawlings November 13, 2004