Uption

Opposite of suction,instead of a downflow of suction it is an upflow of uption.

The hole in this pool creates uption.

by Uption June 17, 2018

unction

the function when it’s fucking sick and awesome

damn my uncle loveeees the unction

by beeeptooot March 12, 2024

unction

unc + function

1. A gathering of old people.

2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.

Cribbage night? Bro's going to the unction.

by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025

unction

1. Movement Used by a Uncle
2. A motion or action usually exhibited by an Unc or Uncle.

Ain't no way. Bro just hit an Unction.

by drockmansss October 27, 2025

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011

Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.

Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"

by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014

Shit-uation

A crappy situation or turn of events.

It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.

by #ItalianBabe August 20, 2017