twunted 

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

twunted by Alix (the eternally missed) December 12, 2008

thunked 

A chunky thot, a thot that is chunky. Basically a fat thot.

That fat ass thot is thunked.

thunked by BigDaddyFuckboy69 February 20, 2018

twinked 

to link an unsuspecting person to twinks.com

I twinked my brother last night and he got so pissed.

twinked by samantha April 14, 2005

trunked

When you have been drunk texted, some texts you while they are drunk

I got trunked by my ex last night. She says she still loves me... and that she threw up all over herself.

trunked by Trunk the skunk January 22, 2010

twonked

1.used to describe something which has been changed or modified from its original version while remaining essentially the same in nature. 2.something altered without being made into something new.

randomnewb: çool story bro

veteran: why is your c twonked newb?

twonked by sporeo March 15, 2010

Get Thünked 

The ultimate embarrassment. If you get thünked by a friend and/or Thünk himself, your life is officially over and you must retire and bow down to Cloris the baldy granny.

Guy: Yo, I just got hit by a train.
Guy 2: Get Thünked

Get Thünked by Thunkytrunkydunkymonkeyfunky July 19, 2021

trunked

way of being after consuming way too much alcohol.

Jamey went to the bar last night and got so trunked that he couldn't even see straight.

trunked by Rebecca April 18, 2005