TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021

twoteru

Some ship in Danganronpa with Twogami and Teruteru that I ship 😀
It's cute Ngl ✨👄✨🤌

Me: I ship Twoteru 😀✌️
Some kid: you idiot

Me: 😀🔫

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Ten To Twoer

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

twoper

A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears

Hey, check out the hot chick. Shes probably a twoper!

by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009

TWoPer

A fan who takes part in the forums in the "Television Without Pity" website.

If you're not a fellow TWoPer, you probably won't recognize my Tyra reference.

by SharleneSanFrancisco October 31, 2007

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010