twotard

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

by Tedro357 March 6, 2009

twotch

A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.

"Wow, look at carter. He's such a twotch."
"Yea totally."

by BertTheBender April 25, 2015

twotonemurphy

The legendary Irish MSFS Streamer! He flies his equipment with perfection, just don't ask him to do any barrel rolls, he hates spilling his drink ;)

Twotonemurphy is streaming tonight! Oh is he? I'll have to tune in, can't be missing any craic or logs!

by i_dancingbrunette_i December 18, 2020

twotter

A DeHavilland Twin Otter (DHC-6) aircraft is often affectionately nicknamed a "Twotter" by its pilots, and those familiar with the plane.

I dropped a bunch of jumpers today from the Twotter.

by Phil90210 July 4, 2009

twotch

to twotch is to have a little peek at something

somebody who twotches is a twotcher

somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching

dan had a twotch in tesco

dan is a twotcher of birds

dan is currently twotching a big bird

by Anthony Chapman March 10, 2008

Twot

Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.

What a small world you Twots live in

by Huey Tank August 18, 2016

Twotter

A mix between a twink and an otter. Someone who is skinny like a twink but has hair like an otter.

Alex is such a sexy twotter. He's too skinny to be an otter but too hairy to be a twink! I hope he dates me.

by LadyMonarch October 30, 2020