two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

by thatch city March 23, 2010

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two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

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Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 08, 2009

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Susie Two Legs... Wide Open

Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.

Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"

Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."

by ps3udonam3 April 20, 2011

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Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 09, 2018

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