two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

by wackyv8 June 17, 2008

Two Bob Rocket

Used to describe when one is displeased with something

John "Did you see that cunt mccoist at the game at the weekend?"

Dougie " Aye a did , wit a fuckin Two Bob Rocket "

John "hm?"

by dougiebhoy January 13, 2009

two bob jake

Cheap male slut. Usually used as an insult.

Tristan - "My, you are a cock, Zebediah."

Zebediah - "Fuck you, you two bob jake."

by Daniel Burgess February 2, 2004

A two bob nob.

Somebody who is a complete twat, usually wears a track suit & is unemployed. Most 'two bob's' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob with a dog.' Mostly located in council estate accomdation, these assholes have very low IQ's and little respect for anyone or anything. They are rubbish Chav's.

"Ooh just look at geezer at the back of the bus smoking dope & playing that shite music on his Ipod, he is definately 'A two bob nob.'

by Britannic January 29, 2009

dont mac me off like a two bob

Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!

Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)

by Seany C August 6, 2006

a bob or two

A small amount of money. It used to mean a pound.

I used to hear it used when I was a kid. ( I'm no longer a kid! )

She might earn a bob or two (for a small task or fervour)

by The Oldie June 13, 2023

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010