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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
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twizzled

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
by maniakaz December 5, 2011
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twizzle stick

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!
by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006
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Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.
Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...
by BlossomG April 4, 2013
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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Texas twizzler

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019
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Twizzle

Twizzle - verb.
To cut oneself with a sharp Twizzler, then eat it.

#LetCatsTwizzle2018
The word being defined is Twizzle. Jaden was caught twizzling by his mother
by FapTilUdrop May 8, 2018
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