Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

by deathwish124 July 3, 2009

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.

by lies03 May 1, 2008

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

twitternutting

twtternutting: the art of flexing nuts on twitter to get what you want

we pay $1000/month for our webserver with acquia and they went down. i filed a critical ticket and no response. i called them and it went to voicemail (wtf). after an hour, no call back or reply so i started twitternutting them and 2 of their engineers replied immediately

by twitternutter June 22, 2011

Twitterbation

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010