by anonymoses April 23, 2006
Get the twine mug.A state of joblessness whereby an unemployed person spends all of their time on social media sites (Facebook, Twitter, etc) eventually leading them to consider themselves a "Social Media Expert" or Guru, purporting to know how other people and companies can "leverage their brand" and "increase ROI" by hiring the twunemployed person as a "Social Media Consultant", despite the fact that the twunemployed clearly cannot make any money for themselves through social media.
Enough time spent on Twitter eventually leads the twunemployed person to believe they have an actual career.
Enough time spent on Twitter eventually leads the twunemployed person to believe they have an actual career.
Marci was one of many twunemployed "Social Media Experts" at the monthly business networking tweetup.
by Fitzroy August 9, 2009
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twinem • twine • Twineee • Twiemo • TwiFemi • Twindemic • Twine Binder • Twinkmaxing • TWINNEM • Tinems
when your twin and you have a love/hate relationship kinda like a Frienemy but is also your sibling.
"Because me and my twin are so alike we fight all of the time. I love her but she is also my twinenemy"
by WELZO February 25, 2008
Get the twinenemy mug.(Pronounced "Twee-mo") Is a fusion of the words TWINK and EMO.
A Twiemo is a young, effeminate, emo, male of the homosexual persuasion, usually the "bottom" or “bitch” in an alternative homosexual relationship...unless you have 2 Twiemo's in a relationship together, but that would just be silly!!!
Your typical Twiemo has their hair styled after Mike Score, singer and keyboardist of the 80’s British pop band “A Flock Of Seagulls”. It usually covers at least one eye in aim to prevent seeing the harsh reality of the outside world.
A Twiemo also can be recognised by their many piercings, tight black jeans, studded belt and converse shoes. All of which your typical Twiemo would never leave the house without.
The most common pieces of clothing worn by a Twiemo is their “Sex Pistols” Tshirt, because Sid Vicious really speaks to their soul. Even though they have never heard a single Pistols…*cough* “song”.
Most Twiemo’s are well known for their high moral standings on drugs & alcohol, emotionless facial…”expressions” and their ability to take it up the bum.
A Twiemo is a young, effeminate, emo, male of the homosexual persuasion, usually the "bottom" or “bitch” in an alternative homosexual relationship...unless you have 2 Twiemo's in a relationship together, but that would just be silly!!!
Your typical Twiemo has their hair styled after Mike Score, singer and keyboardist of the 80’s British pop band “A Flock Of Seagulls”. It usually covers at least one eye in aim to prevent seeing the harsh reality of the outside world.
A Twiemo also can be recognised by their many piercings, tight black jeans, studded belt and converse shoes. All of which your typical Twiemo would never leave the house without.
The most common pieces of clothing worn by a Twiemo is their “Sex Pistols” Tshirt, because Sid Vicious really speaks to their soul. Even though they have never heard a single Pistols…*cough* “song”.
Most Twiemo’s are well known for their high moral standings on drugs & alcohol, emotionless facial…”expressions” and their ability to take it up the bum.
If your favorite bands are Evanescence & Linkin Park you are probably a Twiemo...and a total douche.
by Ziggie Zertophf July 9, 2010
Get the Twiemo mug.One who goes overboard when whining about life, even though their life is served on a silver platter. Usually a rich white boy/girl.
by flyinkiwi99 September 8, 2019
Get the twiney cunt mug.When flu season approaches and the government uses the media to push Covid19 variants to the extreme.
Did you hear about the Twindemic? I just got another vaccine to be safe.
What’s that? Covid?
Yes. There are a ton of Covid variants going around. Stay safe.
Oh shit, i’m not vaccinated lol
Recent studies show we are in middle of a Twindemic as there are many different variants of Covid 19 going around. Such as Omicron - B.1.1.529, BA.1, BA.1.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4 and BA.5.
What’s that? Covid?
Yes. There are a ton of Covid variants going around. Stay safe.
Oh shit, i’m not vaccinated lol
Recent studies show we are in middle of a Twindemic as there are many different variants of Covid 19 going around. Such as Omicron - B.1.1.529, BA.1, BA.1.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4 and BA.5.
by January 6 July 13, 2022
Get the Twindemic mug.ADJ. A description of a person on twitter, most likely a guy, who gives you an assist ReTweeting your tweet that garners you lots of @ replies.
@Billy: (Posts a tweet)
@BillysFriend: (RT's the tweet)
(Lots of RT's are made because @BillysFriend RT'ed the tweet)
@Billy: Thanks @BillysFriend you're an awesome Twingman.
@BillysFriend: You're most welcome.
@BillysFriend: (RT's the tweet)
(Lots of RT's are made because @BillysFriend RT'ed the tweet)
@Billy: Thanks @BillysFriend you're an awesome Twingman.
@BillysFriend: You're most welcome.
by BryTupper November 18, 2011
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