Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.
Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."
*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."
*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*
by JayRay15 March 1, 2009
Get the Closet Twilighter mug.Rational, normal human being who can't stand the ridiculous tween vampire series, "Twilight". Regularly laughs at both the teens, tweens and soccer moms who line up for every movie. Uses terms like "twitard" to explain to other, equally normal thinking people what these jagoffs are like.
by isaacsdad June 28, 2010
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A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
by Alayna2765 December 17, 2008
Get the Anti-Twilighter mug.That phase of being 1/2 awake & 1/2 asleep; or being so into something that you're completely unaware of your surroundings.
by Starchylde January 28, 2015
Get the twilighting mug.Overreacting to a somewhat overwhelming situation for the person twilighting, but for others, the situation isn’t that bad. The person tends to overthink, overplan, and hyperventilate.
Friend: Uh, hey, are you doing alright?
Twilighter: Hehe, yeah! I’m doing alright! Just need 7,432 things to do before the big event happens- OH WHO AM I KIDDING I AM NOT OKAY THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO BY TOMORROW!
Friend: Wow, you are twilighting hard.
Twilighter: Hehe, yeah! I’m doing alright! Just need 7,432 things to do before the big event happens- OH WHO AM I KIDDING I AM NOT OKAY THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO BY TOMORROW!
Friend: Wow, you are twilighting hard.
by GpMaR April 9, 2019
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When he uses the term, "Vanilla Twilight", he is literally talking about the color of the sky:
When he uses the term, "Vanilla Twilight", he is literally talking about the color of the sky:
I'll find repose in new ways
Though I haven't slept in two days
'Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone
But drenched in vanilla twilight
I'll sit on the front porch all night
Waist deep in thought because when
I think of you I don't feel so alone
Though I haven't slept in two days
'Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone
But drenched in vanilla twilight
I'll sit on the front porch all night
Waist deep in thought because when
I think of you I don't feel so alone
by StopMakingEverythingAboutSex July 27, 2018
Get the Vanilla Twilight mug.Twilightlicious is a brony meme originating from a vocal tweet by Tara Strong, the voice actor for Twilight Sparkle (A character in the rather popular My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic universe)
The format is a small rhyme, usually centered around the basic elements of the character (Twilight being the exception, as the fandom typically portrays her as more of a troll)
The format is a small rhyme, usually centered around the basic elements of the character (Twilight being the exception, as the fandom typically portrays her as more of a troll)
"I'm the T to the W-I, L-I-G-H-T, and ain't no other pony troll it down like me: I'm Twilightlicious"
Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle
by undefinedPony October 19, 2012
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