Telebolism

Its kinda like being telepathic but you just watch a lot of television.

Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.

Its okay. She has telebolism.

by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010

teleblackicly

a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.

Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

by jeante February 15, 2009

Tweeb

a name for someone that is constantly using technology in the everyday life, such as never leaving without the iPhone, iPod,cells, etc. Constantly using them no matter what time of day, or with any person around them, mainly saying the person is majority living life with a shit load of technology.

much like

technolgy + dweeb = tweeb

Dude 1- hey dude was up
Dude 2- hold on man im on the iphon

3 hours later

Dude 1- dude you wanna do something
Dude 2- no man i got to charge my iphone, and update my computer

4 hours later

Dude 1- dude you wanna hang
Dude 2- no man my iphone is charged and im getting on myspace

Dude 1- *facepalm* such a tweeb.........and you'll never get laid

by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009

teleboards

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

telebrain

Connection between two brains. Similiar to mind reading. People just say\think the same. Usualy happening surprisingly and without announcement.
Research in progress.

11:39:05coolio: what a nice ******!!
11:39:08maannn: nice )"!***!
11:39:20coolio: telebrain ;D

by poopcat August 4, 2005

telebrity

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010