A (partially) anonymous, popular Twitter user who has nothing else going for them. Twelebs live for RTs and ":''''D"s from their followers as they tweet ignorant, sometimes funny and mostly offensive content all in the name of retaining their Tweleb status. Every Tweleb's avatar change is welcomed with dozens of "Avi appreciations" from their followers, to which they're usual reply is something like: "Wow. Humbled." They are easily recognisable by their amount of followers on Twitter (usually 5000 or more). Their Twitter names are usually their Instagram name or a name promoting the latest cool kid gathering e.g: #coolkidgathering15Oct!!!
Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them.
Examples of Twelebs:
A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing "ez'weyi".
A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a "feminist". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like "ubhontsi."
A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.
Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them.
Examples of Twelebs:
A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing "ez'weyi".
A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a "feminist". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like "ubhontsi."
A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.
Basic girl 1: "Whooooo Choza, did you see @_____ tweet about going to #coolkidgathering15Oct?"
Basic girl 2: "Yes chom! I'm so going! I can't wait to see my favourite tweleb there!!"
Basic girl 2: "Yes chom! I'm so going! I can't wait to see my favourite tweleb there!!"
by uTatakho January 13, 2014
Get the Tweleb mug.One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.
Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"
Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"
Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.
by SamSchlong October 20, 2009
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The act of deleting tweets that when read in the cold light of day (or sober) are far too abusive or wrong to be left on your timeline.
After a drunken night of writing abusive tweets, Kerry realised she had some tweleting to do
"Dude, I can't find that tweet you wrote about your ex?"
"No, I got grief about it so I had to twelete it"
"Dude, I can't find that tweet you wrote about your ex?"
"No, I got grief about it so I had to twelete it"
by fabtab July 13, 2012
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by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
Get the Twerkle Jerk Shots mug.A Two wheeled vehicle that has no seat and i commonly driven by someone of lower status than the rest.
Most people would never even look at one its so embarrassing.
Most people would never even look at one its so embarrassing.
by Spitzz January 15, 2017
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