treetard

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

tweentard

A preteen (or teen/adult that acts like a preteen) that lacks the ability to critically think, takes selfies incessantly, uses the phrase "I can't even" daily, and generally contributes nothing to society.

My comment on her post will most likely start a flamewar among her tweentard friends.

by TheRealJarbs November 25, 2014

tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

treetard jeremy

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019

teetardaredasdas

The sudden emotion one comes across when a simpman, or in some cases just simps in general, vibe too hard to a point of no return.

In this state of mind you're overcome with anger, disgust and immeasurable toxicity

Simpman vibes: yopu are teetardaredasdas

by Detrus August 14, 2021