Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

Twazzock

Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.

Father: I think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
Daughter: He sounds like a proper Twazzock

by LK772 March 14, 2014

Twazzer

Slang for the vagina... the FEMALE vagina.

"Wow Tommy, that female has a nice twazzer".

by Big Papa Jay October 25, 2006

Twazard

Someone who drives around with his/her hazard lights flashing. Also known as a "Duke of Twazard". Combination of Twat and Hazard.

Look at that bloke in the Chevette, he's a right twazard.

by zlig April 19, 2018

twazzinator

A combination of the words terminator and twazzock. Like Schwarzenneger after he has had 20 coronas behind a dumpster on friday 13th.

Get you twazzinator ass back here and no, "you wont be back"!

by teto June 13, 2008

twazz

mix of twat and spazz, affectionate term for oneself or a friend.

"I can't believe i did that, I am such a twazz!"

by iloveisla May 15, 2008

Twazzle

To use a public washroom inside of a high school, more precisely a catholic school. To pleasure yourself with the use of masturbation. The twazzle has only been spotted twice! Many users of the twazzle do not believe it is wrong.

When J.A.H had to really really do it! The twazzle takes place on the holyest of days.

by Twizzle Twazzle November 24, 2006