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Mary Jane Twat-son

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
by Tara and Colin March 1, 2022
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twatsnatchula

That twatsnatchula catchin all that D
by GypsyGypsy January 28, 2018
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twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006
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twatsponge

a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (see tampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge
twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?

twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge
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TWANSON DIAMOND

The diamond shaped space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. The twanson diamond is most commonly seen between the legs of a slimmy or a thick woman that wears very... very tight pants.
1: "Man, she got that gap!"

2: "Yeah, that is definately the Twanson Diamond."
by Z1r0 December 9, 2008
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Twatsonated

the state of being used and abused by a girl who doesnt shave her twat.
DUDE!!!! You have been twatsonated.
by T bud2 December 16, 2008
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twatmong

The description of of vagina being shit or ugly.
That girl had a twatmong
by Pengroadman1969 March 25, 2017
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