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Twatasaurus

A crotchety middle aged woman who loathes mornings.
Tracie is a complete twatasaurus if you wake her up before noon.
by HamAmberger22 December 2, 2022
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textosaurus

one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.
(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol
by brj365 February 5, 2012
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Twotasaurus

She had a twotasaurus
by Jimbosium November 28, 2011
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Thotosaurus

There's another version of the human species called a THOT, which in full, means "That hoe over there". These species come in different races, and unlike female humans, they tend to get along very well as thots. It is generally due to their lack of dignity. 35 years after a thot is born, it turns into a thotosaurus. Thotosauruses are way more vicious when they attack their prey.

Thotosauruses generally have money, so since they are older and more financially stable, they prey on younger human males, which at times, makes thots mad. Thotosauruses are highly experienced and have an extremely high prey drive. It is said that a thotosaurus's sexual organs have a tendency of pounding like a heart when they are not stimulated.

Thotosauruses are all over ghettos . You can find them in the burbs, however, burb thotosauruses tend to lock themselves up in their apartments/mansions, then lock themselves up and consume their prey in privacy. Ghetto thotosauruses like to have their prey in awkward places like cars, bathrooms, and sometimes, behind houses.
Man, I just wish this thotosaurus would let me go. She's making me take viagra lately.

A thotosaurus is undatable as their reproductive organs have their own minds
by D-Chapelle January 9, 2017
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tacosaurus

A taco eating fat ass human who's single and only watches food network
You are the biggest tacosaurus
by Guffnut October 21, 2017
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