A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
Get the Twatistan mug.adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
Get the twatistic mug.To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"
If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!
I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!
I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!
by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015
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Get the twatisit mug.by wonder woman 428 March 8, 2011
Get the Twatish mug.twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel
by mattgc November 21, 2006
Get the twatist mug.Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007
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