Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

twindle

More commonly referred to as marijuana.

The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.

Ev95: "Yo, you want me to pack you some?"

Hen69: "Pack some what??"

FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."

Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."

by The_Messiah July 15, 2009

munge twaddler

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.

"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"

by rymix June 25, 2004

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

twaddle

Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model March 27, 2009

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007