QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

twatbadger

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

TAHB

An abbreviation of a way to point out a larger person to a friend or group of friends without actually saying that's a huge bitch out loud.

Man to friend: "Hey!" head pointing to a large person across the street "TAHB"

by 88z24 March 6, 2009

twatblock

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.

Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"

by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009

Twabble

Twabble can be used as a noun or verb to describe anything and everything. It's a universal word.

Those kids over there better be careful playing baseball by that house, they may twabble the window

by Sevilst August 11, 2011

Twatbox

If a person is a twat a lot then they are certified as a twatbox

Ah thats it you twatbox, im gonna smash your granny's armchair now

by BiG G May 23, 2004

twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

by Sir twaty January 16, 2010