To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008
Get the Turtleing mug.A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
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When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
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by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 16, 2019
Get the turtlenuggets mug.When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
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