Turdlet

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.

I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

Turple

A purple Turtle.

Random guy: Wow that Turtle is f*ng purple!
you: Thats no turtle, its a Turple.

by Zu0 August 22, 2011

Turtletaub

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

by A. Taub March 9, 2008

Turtletight

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

turdlett

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

by trent&tim September 1, 2006

Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006