turnism

Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.

"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"

by Stemol May 11, 2019

Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

turnspeak

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.

Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.

by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

turntski

any type of drunk; especially a happy drunk.

“wow! i am very turntski right now! especially after that punch...”

by magison123 April 19, 2018

turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

Turns the Mountains blue

A synonym for "that's cold" or giving someone "the cold shoulder."

Derived from the mountains on a Coors Light can that turn blue when they get cold.

"Dude, so i was like at Jason's party the other night and I ran into Max and he didn't say hi or even wave at me or anything."

"Man that turns the mountains blue, you guys have been best friends since kindergarten. Ain't Right"

by Toppless09 March 18, 2010

Turntsnaco

An Atlanta based alternative artist. Slang for his name is "Snaco"

Yo, you hear the new Turntsnaco song yet?

by oshadowes September 10, 2018