turnstile

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. If you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. The opposite of a MAACO.

Girl 1: Why do you have a bruise on your face?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me a turnstile last night.

by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

turneth up

If you are from the 1700's and wanna be a gentleman while asking someone to get turnt up with you

My lady would you like to turneth up with me this fine afternoon?

by The future lingo March 21, 2016

Turnstiles

A 1976 studio album by American singer/songwriter/pianist Billy Joel; has several now famous standards like ''New York State of Mind'', ''Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway'', ''Say Goodbye To Hollywood'', and ''James''.

People think the Stranger is the best, but Turnstiles is clearly an underrated gem.

by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

Turnstile

A derogatory term for a sexually active straight female. Usually less strong than "slut" or "whore."

Jacob: Sarah had sex with three different people this week, she's such a turnstile.

by X CAT ULTIMA December 11, 2022

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012

Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023