MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

turdclutter

difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex

I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.

by Bathsheba09 January 8, 2009

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

tardlette

a term of endearment used for a friend who is prone to lack of common sense, good judgment, or general intelligence and knowledge in any one area being discussed.

"I pierced my nose and it hurt!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"

by Natrajkumari October 29, 2007

turdbutter

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009