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turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.
" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Turder

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!
by MUTU July 29, 2006
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Turdle

n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."
You've gotta let me in the bathroom NOW because I've got a turdle that's about to come out!
by red hot mamma September 1, 2005
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turdpercher

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.
Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!
by W. Morris February 15, 2008
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Turdless

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt
by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011
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turdzerker

A being with the power to shit beyond 10 feet
Man did you see that guys projectile shit? Dudes a turdzerker
by darknessofsins March 10, 2015
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Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars
Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
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