Turducken

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.

Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.

by nepalunaris December 7, 2016

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket

Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket

by Zac aka Lord Walla Walla January 17, 2007

turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

Asshat Tardbucket

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.

"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me

by dwillzit November 20, 2009

Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.

My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.

by Mandyola November 13, 2014

The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.

ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.

by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021

Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.

Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.

by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009