turbacon

turkey bacon.

"She loves turbacon."

by TURBACON November 27, 2009

TurboFool

One who uses numerous paragraphs to get across a point that could easily be made more concise.

Man, that TurboFool post was so long, I didn't even bother to read it.

by Jarrett September 25, 2003

Turbocunt

A female who proves to be the worst kind of human, by being a homophobic dumb whore, a racist bitch that brags about her ancestors owning slaves and hypochondriac that everyone she comes in contact with with will soon hate so much they wish she would just go away forever; also known as Dawn.

Mike: "Have you heard that girl over there telling everyone about her newest medical condition? "
Cindy: "Do u mean that racist homophobe named Dawn?"
Mike: "Yeah that 's her..."
Cindy: "She is a Turbocunt."

by Miss Honest May 16, 2016

turbotony

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbohornysupersexy

about to explode with horniness

- i'm turbohornysupersexy!

- contain yourself young man!

by turbohornysupersexy February 23, 2010

Turbocious

Someone who is very large in size, usually 6 feet or taller, and very stalky or Fat. It is often used sarcastically.

Tina my mormon friend is very Turbocious. She is 6'5" and very fat.

by alexexexexexexe October 4, 2010

TurboFool

TurboFool means a homosexual in internet talk

Man he acts like a TurboFool

by L_A June 16, 2004