red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

turmagettle

An alternative to cursing. Likened to gosh, golly, and other verbal alternatives to such words as shit, damn, god, and fuck.

A turmagettle is also a good idea for a pokemon.

Ah turmagettle, my turmagettling car broke down.

"Hey, did you catch that turmagettle yet?"
"No, but isn't that a great idea for a pokemon?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Owen Cretorela April 15, 2008

Turnage

A family surname.Known for Large Penis' and big butts

Friend:He I heard you were with that Turnage boy last night

Me:oh yes I still feel his cum dripping in my stomach

by the_boy_123 October 17, 2018

Turnage

When you are straight and then realize your not anymore. You have made the turnage.

Tom caught his girl going down on her best friend. She had made the turnage.

by Nastyneeder November 18, 2021

Turdage

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022

Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

by Jvzy June 9, 2018

Hudson Turnage

A hot guy with a nice dad bod. Definitely husband material. Sometimes full of himself, but doesn’t mean it. Has a good voice and can serenade you if needed. He’s also good with children.

Oh my, I’m gonna marry hudson Turnage for that dad bod(;

by Ananamous lover girl(-; June 29, 2019