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Turducken

The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.
"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"
by ajcny March 24, 2009
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Turducken is a non-traditional Thanksgiving meal consisting of a boneless turkey, stuffed with a boneless duck, which also happens to be stuffed with a small boneless turkey. Stuffing generally fills the space between the layers. After all stuffings have been added, each layers is then sewn up and then cooked. Turdurken has a cajun origin, and gained it popularity on John Maddens Monday Night Football.
I tried to make an all natural turducken, but the chicken and the duck were being asses.
by JohnMadden December 27, 2007
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its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.
Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool
by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014
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The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.
She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!
by BarebackJack October 17, 2017
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the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.
I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.
by seerokool March 28, 2019
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Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck
Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020
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Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.
When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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