"Honey, pick up the frisbee."
"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."
"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."
by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Yeah, man. I was at this party last night, and none of the chicks started to tuggle until they stopped all that Bieber shit and put on some Black Keys.
by Good Musical Authority February 18, 2013

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by Cutielicious February 28, 2019

The rapid release of anger, normally by short bald men, through violent masturbation. Normally not enjoyable.
by Girtunaking March 21, 2025
