Tugboat

Motorboating a chicks butt at the bar and pulling her pants down with your teeth while growling. Follow this up by standing up and yelling "tugBoat" and then go "whooooo whooooo" while pretending to pull the horn down with your hand.

When in Dewey Beach, DE a hot waitress walked by and I had to tugboat the Sh*t out of her only to be followed up with a smack to the face. I proudly asked for another tugboat and a smack to the face.

by Hank69 September 24, 2010

Tugboat

A fat girl you'd let give you a handjob--but nothing more.

That girl's not really fuckable, she might be a tugboat though.

by macgruber123 March 25, 2012

Tugboat

word to describe someone who keeps smiling at you and you arent't sure whether they are trying to keep the peace or just gloating - like the skinhead who did Ed Norton in Amercian History X.

the guy is a real tugboat

by guy who looks like meatloaf September 14, 2004

Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

tugboat

An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.

"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"

by GP the Guineapig September 18, 2006

Tugboating

Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.

Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.

by Mr. The Saint March 01, 2012

tugboat

While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.

Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."

by Mountain Ted July 08, 2011