Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Nippy Tuft

The tuft of hair on your lower back above your crack.

Named after beloved American icon Whitney "Nippy" Houston. She too was "above the crack."

Gurl, did you see Bill bend over during the reward challenge on Survivor tonight? His Nippy Tuft was lush AND luxuriant!

by BuBo May 5, 2012

Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.

by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

Tifty

Interesting, thought provoking.

The universe's size make astrological science extremely tifty.

by Smarthalf July 1, 2014

tuft

pubic hair

I have a giant tuft growing down there.

by Dr. Tufts June 1, 2010

Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

tuffy shirt

A short sleeved t-shirt with the sleeves cut off for comfort, incidental sun tanning, and/or to promulgate the muscles.

Heffner always preferred to wear a tuffy shirt for outside summer activities.

by bgcecil October 8, 2009