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Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".
Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.
by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008
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Tickety-boo

That is just tickety-boo.
by Dartistic June 16, 2018
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ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
by warnhubb September 23, 2006
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Tickelled

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame
Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'
by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015
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Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.
"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."
by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018
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Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.
Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)
by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004
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double tuck

When someone tucks their hair behind both of their ears. It is a sure fire sign that they are attracted to the person they are talking to.

From: Brooklyn Nine Nine, Amy Santiago double tucks whenever she is speaking to a man she likes.
"Aw man, she just did the double tuck, she must really like him."

-"I think she really likes him"
--"But did she do the double tuck?"

-"yup"
--"You're screwed, the double tuck is never wrong"
by BirdPerson90 November 19, 2016
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