tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.

Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit

by Garn422 March 13, 2018

Tucker's Law

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009

Touché.

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019

Tucked Like Underarmor

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021