Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

tucking

the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals

Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!

by meowza May 2, 2005

Turcic-ing

(Verb)- When someone continues talking about something way past the point of exhaustion. Similar to the saying, "beat the horse to death." However-, turcic-ing takes it further. The horse has been beaten, dragged, maimed an you continue talking about it.

Quit turcic-ing, the matter was closed a week ago.

by Justjen86 March 13, 2015

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Tuccus

1) A polite way to say butt or ass

get your tuccus of the couch and do your homework!

by Mangled Monkey Boy January 20, 2007

Tuckie

A tuckie is a girl around the ages 13-16, usually seen at parties in the greensborough area. A 'Mint Tuckie' is a attractive tuckie.

Fuck man, look at all the tuckies!

by brun October 27, 2008

Tucchus

Noun. The rounded (or often flat in the less fortunate) protrusion of the human body's posterior region. References the body part commonly referred to as the buttox, rear, ass, booty, bottom, badonkadonk, tush, tushy,junk in the trunk, seat, backside. Acceptable terminology for ears of very young or very old age.

"Nice tucchus!"
"Sit on your tucchus"
"I wouldn't climb on that, you'll fall flat on your tucchus!"
"I'd LIKE TO pinch Mike's sweet tucchus"

by Jennifer Haugen August 20, 2008