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Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.
by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016
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I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
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by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007
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