what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.
by fizzle April 2, 2004
in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"
by Mike February 13, 2004
A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
by Jay$18 February 13, 2007
by Ted Kennedy October 19, 2004
Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.
Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.
by 23rd Chromosome January 1, 2016
Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.
by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010
by Matt Rosado September 7, 2006