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Bumple Trumples

Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".
Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"

Woman: "Fat ass."
by BootyMaster June 12, 2009
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Trumple butter

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017
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trumple thumpit

"quick, its jonnys dad, trumple thumpit!!"
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Trumple Butter

When Donald Trump is fucking your ass and he pulls out and starts to fuck your pussy, the resulting tan substance is what Donald Trump styles his hair with. (similar to truffle butter)
Joe: Hey, did get a hold of some trumple butter when you were fucking Donald Trump last week?
Dacks: Nah, he puts it directly in his hair...
by Laquashwycsha September 22, 2016
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trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

...............
No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.
by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
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trumple

v.
1. to claim something without evidence.

2. to condemn his/her enemy on no evidence.
3. to have perfect confidence in his/her ability in any field.
1. He trumples that he is a winner in every game.
2. He trumpled the newspaper saying lei.
3. Jim: "What is this? Tom." / Tom:"......" / Bill: "It is a book of MORALITY. MORALITY is the differentiation of intentions, decisions and actions between those that are distinguished as proper and those that are improper."
by Hubby of Cathy November 6, 2020
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trumple

v.
1. to claim something without evidence.
2. to condemn his/her enemy on no evidence.
3. to have perfect confidence in his/her ability in any field.
1. He trumples that he is a winner in every game.
2. He trumpled the newspaper saying lei.
3. Jim: "What is this? Tom." / Tom:"......" / Bill: "It is a book of MORALITY. MORALITY is the differentiation of intentions, decisions and actions between those that are distinguished as proper and those that are improper."
Hubby of C
by Hubby of Cathy November 8, 2020
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