trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007

Rumpleton stink bottom

An American that jumps the border from America to Mexico.
This is the most offensive word in the history of the english language so, DO NOT USE IT!
If you use the word Rumpleton stink bottom you are at risk of getting time in prison. "Dont drop the soap."

"Holms did you see that Rumpleton stink bottom jump the fence from America to here in Mexico?" said carlos "Of course we do have a better economy than them now."

by Jacob Onealyneal December 5, 2009

Trumpletweet

(v.) - To defecate, esp. while operating an electronic communications device such as a telephone or tablet computer.

The President often trumpletweets in the middle of the night while thinking over the day's events.

by Dunkelza September 23, 2017

Dylan Templeton

Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong

Oh yeah Dylan (massive willy) Dylan Templeton

by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020

Chance Templeton

Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.

''Did you see that chance templeton galloping threw the woods''.
''Chance is so deep and Fetch''.

by Fetchgirlxoxo December 9, 2012

Templeton

the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described.

She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton.

by Overclock January 29, 2015

Templeton

one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)

"dude im stuck in templeton bro"

"dude sucks for you im goin to party"

"im gonna go kill myself"

by Bob Powers May 23, 2008