Truffle

A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,

"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"

by General_Truffles March 10, 2003

truffles

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!

by bonnet August 24, 2006

truffle

Noun: The mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman's forehead after being slapped by the head of a penis.

Truffling - Verb: The act of slapping your penis on a woman's forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.

I could tell by the mark on her head that she had just been truffled.

by The Real Maestro September 15, 2009

Truffles

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit

Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her

by anthony graves February 08, 2008

truffle

Verb. To mess with or get in someone's business.

I am not to be truffled with, not today.

by Mickey7378 May 01, 2009

Truffle

An amazing name a for a unique, crazy, fun, intelligent animal name.

she seems like a Truffle

by Trufflelufflekiss February 22, 2019

truffle

To eat a lot of food. Based on "truffle pig," which is an animal used to seek out truffle mushrooms. If you eat a lot, you are a truffle pig. Can also be used in verb form with the word pig included, and can be shortened to just "tp."

I just truffled that pizza.

I'm going to go out and truffle pig at the restaurant tonight.

by gorgonzola_man2 February 11, 2008