Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma March 30, 2009

Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants

Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout

by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

Savoury Trouser Trout

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008