That tromboner is a weirdo
by Forty-nine December 12, 2016
1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing
by Emily April 28, 2004
1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).
2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.
3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.
3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!
Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!
Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!
by definerofthewords January 27, 2011
The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:
1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.
3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.
4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.
3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.
4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
by KeepRxnning June 25, 2017
Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.
by Kev December 10, 2002
by Larissa February 17, 2005
she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!
by rs January 25, 2005